We have a cat – Horse. He is black and white and just like the Horse from Footrot Flats is a highly successful hunter.
On a fairly regular basis Horse likes to contribute an offering to the family table. It is usually fluffy or covered in feathers. He announces his arrival (mouth full) and then places the gift next to the bed – right where you put your feet when you get out of bed in the dark! I’m bestowed this honour. Not sure why.
The husband, half asleep, turned on the light so we could congratulate Horse. It was a large rat. I made appropriate noises of being impressed and elbowed the husband to deal with it. The husband misread the instruction and turned out the light.
In the dark the following occurred…..
Scuttling noises
I sit up.
Cat meows.
I elbow husband again.
“It’s alive”.
Husband turns on light.
Rat makes a run for the dresser, with cat in close pursuit.
In our house most chores are pretty evenly shared. However live rodents are clearly a mans job.
I established a safety barrier of pillows around myself and rolled the husband out of bed.
Husband arms himself with burglar bat (from under the bed) and with remarkable agility joins the pursuit (naked). Then he sees the size of the rat, and joins me on the bed to consider options.
When the rat began jumping it become clear to me that remaining in the room was stupid. I made a suitable excuse and exited. As the rear guard defence it seemed appropriate to be prepared. I donned sneakers and grabbed the broom and guarded the small gap under the door “just in case”.
For approximately half an hour there was quite a bit of activity, sounds of furniture being moved, lots of cursing at the cat, and at times some very fast footsteps…….. Then silence. Husband concluded that the rat had made it to the open ranch slider and had escaped into the night.
Back in bed, lights out.
Scuttling noises.
Lights on.
Rat found climbing up onto the bed!!!
I exit again – very quickly and take cat with me. Clearly he is of no use!
More cursing, furniture moving and fast footsteps. A significant time period passes. I consider a cup of tea.
Finally all clear given. Total time since present presented 1 ½ hours.
Back into bed. Lights out.
Baby cries.
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